Said by a student to other students who were arguing in class:
“Can’t we all just shut up and be one big happy family?”
By the way, my latest excuse for not posting much is that I finally got a permanent job teaching Chemistry. I have a number of students with a taste for the outré, however, so I should have plenty to post about in the future. A sample:
[A girl in class was sneezing repeatedly.]
A: I keep saying bless you, but it doesn’t seem to be working. I guess the demons don’t want to get out.
B: You should try saying “GET OUT OF HER!” instead of “Bless you!”
C: I’m not sure I’d trust you to be doing exorcisms.
B: Oh, I’d be good at it. I’d hit people with a crucifix.
C: That’s not an exorcism, that’s a beat down!
B: A HOLY beat down! And I’d put the crucifix in a sock so it wouldn’t leave marks.