Student (walking into the room): “Did you get new glasses?”
Me: “Yeah.”
Student: “Nice. I noticed ’cause I care.”
Students discussing a research topic for a paper on careers (and theoretical dangers of these careers):
J: “My topic was being a musician…”
R: “Can you die doing that?”
J: “Yes. If a string snaps, it can slit your throat.”
H: “That’s why I play the piano.”