Archive for December, 2008

Russian Power Politics

Tuesday, December 30th, 2008

It seems there’s a bit of a struggle behind the scenes in the Kremlin, as Medvedev seems to be signalling that he wants to actually be in charge in his own job. Putin will have to keep an eye on him, which will probably be a good thing for everyone else, as the two factions spar behind the policy. While both of them seem to belong to the same highly nationalist mindset, Medvedev (without Putin’s KGB background) seems to be the one with more palatable methods. I wondered about this during the Georgian crisis, when Medvedev seemed to be trying to end the war, and seemed rather irked by the fact that he was having trouble getting the country to go the way he said. While that would be good evidence that he’s the more moderate one of the two, it would also seem to indicate that Putin has a stronger grasp on the reins.

Of course, this could also all be posturing to mislead western observers into thinking a rift exists when one really doesn’t.

Exciting Local News

Tuesday, December 30th, 2008

This is just one thrilling example of the kinds of hijinks that the locals get up to around here (and which then makes the newspaper: This is from the Shippensburg News-Chronicle, 12/30/08, page 2. It has a color photo too, but I’m too lazy to scan it in. You can’t see that much in it anyway.) All grammatical and spelling errors are in the original.

“Runaway Buggy

“A runaway horse and buggy was involved in an accident with a vehicle late Sunday evening near the intersection of Middlespring Road and McClays Mill Road, Southampton Township. According to the female owner of the horse, name withheld, the horse and buggy was tied at a friend’s home in Pinola. It somehow became loose and started toward her residence on Gephart Road, miles away from Pinola. They were trying to catch up to the horse and buggy, riding their bicycles, when the horse and buggy collided with a vehicle near the intersection. The horse and the buggy went up over the hood of the vehicle and the buggy went onto its side before coming back upright and slowing down. They were able to catch the horse. The vehicle sustained moderate damage, and the horse also was injured, but the female owner thought the horse would be okay.”

That’s about 5.5 miles from where it got away to where the accident happened, and it’s very hilly terrain. The mental picture of exhausted bicycling Amish chasing a runaway buggy is definitely what makes this story exciting.

Russian Resurgence

Saturday, December 27th, 2008

Whatever you think of the new resurgence of Russia, this is rather unnerving.

Ahmadinejad vs. Reality

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008

There’s an interesting news story here about Ahmadinejad’s speech to the UK. It includes some interesting lines:

“If Christ was on Earth today undoubtedly he would stand with the people in opposition to bullying, ill-tempered and expansionist powers,” Mr Ahmadinejad will say in a speech to be shown in Farsi with English subtitles.

“If Christ was on Earth today undoubtedly he would hoist the banner of justice and love for humanity to oppose warmongers, occupiers, terrorists and bullies the world over. If Christ was on Earth today undoubtedly he would fight against the tyrannical policies of prevailing global economic and political systems, as He did in His lifetime.”

This is really fascinating, and should be quite a revelation to anyone who has read the Bible. Somehow we all must have missed the part where he actively opposed the Roman occupation (which was a REAL occupation — taxation, brutal repression, crucifixion, and all), as well as the part where he fought “prevailing global economic and political systems.”

Then again, these things seem to be easy to miss, considering that Jesus’ followers included radical Jewish separatists (zealots — the type of people who today would support the “Zionist entity” that Ahmadinejad so strongly opposes), as well as Jews who worked for the Roman empire (as tax collectors). Not only that, but some of the Romans themselves followed him. Apart from “render unto Caesar that which is Caesar’s,” (which, as a matter of fact, followed a middle path between support and opposition to the “prevailing global economic and political systems”), Jesus never really got into politics.

It’s also interesting to consider his death. Yes, Jesus was executed by the Romans, but at the behest of the politico-religious Sanhedrin. Pontius Pilate wanted nothing to do with executing an innocent man, but was forced to (literally) wash his hands of the matter when religious leaders operating in the political sphere began to incite the crowd to revolt. Which government — Roman or Sanhedrin — does the religious rule of the mullahs in Iran really resemble more?

This Christmas, perhaps the Britons who have the opportunity to watch this speech should do so. Perhaps, in proper context, the facts of the past might illuminate the present.

And we can be sure that the facts of the past are not on Ahmadinejad’s side.

Soda or Pop?

Thursday, December 18th, 2008

I just came across an interesting post (on a fairly fascinating website, given my interests) about the linguistic divisions of the name for carbonated beverages in the U.S. Observe:

I live in the stark borderland between ’soda’ and ‘pop’ that runs through central Pennsylvania. ‘Soda’ fanatics to the east, ‘pop’ fanatics to the west… perhaps as a result, it’s commonly called “sodapop” around here. If you can’t beat ‘em, join both of ‘em.

Overheard Conversations

Monday, December 15th, 2008

I’ve decided I like using famous writers or historical figures for the pseudonyms of my students in these posts, so I think I’ll keep doing it. Anyway, here are some conversations I’ve overheard. (I may also go through and blockquote the quotes to make them more readable.)

Confusion on the topic at hand:

Herbert Spencer: “Don’t you have to stick them with a needle to kill them?”
Friedrich Nietzsche: ” No, you chop their heads off and watch them run around.”
Herbert Spencer: “Shrimp don’t run!

While teaching Earth Science:

Charlotte Bronte: “What causes coastal erosion?”
Emily Bronte: “YOUR MOM!”

Old Newspaper Headline

Monday, December 15th, 2008

I’ve recently been cleaning up some of the stuff laying around in my room, and I came across some notes I took while reading the New York Times from June 28, 1914. One headline in particular amused me:
“Pope Carefully Watched. He Keeps Very Well, but Persists in Exposing Himself.”
No wonder interest in religion was stronger back then.
(The New York Times website has a freely available copy of the article.)

French Class

Monday, December 15th, 2008

I was teaching French today, and it provided some good entertainment.

At the Middle School, one student (upon finding out that one of his classmates was from Kenya and spoke Swahili) became curious about the vital vocabulary of that language [Names have been changed to hide the identities of those involved]:

Francis Drake: “So, John, how do you say ‘moron’ in Kenyan?”
John Milton: “Francis Drake.”

Earlier in the day, students were speculating on the exact nature of one of their classmates. He admitted to not being human, and so the tree of life was scoured for his taxonomic match. Finally, in a moment of epiphany, a student announced:

“He’s a bipedal slime mold!”

Later in that same class, the topic of Gumby came up. I tried and tried, but couldn’t remember the name of Gumby’s friend on the show. I put it to the class:

Me: “What’s the name of Gumby’s horse?”
Elizabeth Tudor: “Oh, I have a history paper on this right here. Hold on… ok, here it is. Um… ‘The Lone Ranger.’”

(Heigh ho Gumby, away?)

The Joys of Subbing

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

Today was day 2 of 3 for teaching sex ed to 9th graders. (Somehow, when I was a political science major in college, I never managed to foresee that I would one day be explaining ‘douching’ to a bunch of tittering tots in their teens.) Today I got to throw in an impromptu powerpoint presentation on alcohol for the class that was working on that unit, and in which I pointed out that any time they drank alcohol, they were drinking yeast pee.

Anyway, quotes of the past two days:

[Student J says something completely off the wall that makes no sense whatsoever]

Me: “I think my brain just exploded.”

J: “But your feet are still on!”

After a fairly boisterous class this morning, another student came up to the desk and said, “By the way, thank you for giving up your sanity for the improvement of young people.”