I want to be this guy when I grow up.
UPDATE: There’s a video too. I’ll see if I can scrounge up more links as I go.
“South of Galveston, authorities said 67-year-old Ray Wilkinson was the only resident who didn’t evacuate from Surfside Beach, population 800. He was drunk and waving when authorities reached him on Saturday morning.
“‘He kinda drank his way through the night,’ Mayor Larry Davison said.” – AP.