“Mr. Barner, I have seen the light.”
“Yes, R, there are several in here.”
“No, God spoke to me, and I have seen the light. It was like a giant DUI roadblock in the sky.”
“WHERE did THAT come from?”
“I have no idea.”
“R, if you keep coming up with similes like that, you’ll be a famous writer someday.”
“I know it.”
And at this point, he simply wandered off.