We were beginning our youth group lesson tonight, and the guy I was teaching the lesson with asked M to read the verse the lesson was based on.
“M, how about you read Matthew 6:33 for us?”
M, completely serious, replied, “I can’t, I’m not wearing my underwear.”
After the two of us who were teaching regained control and composure, we found out that the youth pastor tells them every Sunday morning that not bringing your Bible to church is like not wearing your underwear.
After we pointed out that the verse in question was printed on the paper that was laying in front of him (and he had hauled up his shirt to prove that he really WAS wearing non-metaphorical underwear) the class moved on.