Yesterday when we were discussing the situation with the school district and needing to renovate the high school, one of my students spontaneously thought up a song on the conditions in the boys’ bathrooms. I’m not sure if this is all of it (this is the only part he wrote down when I asked him for a copy of it), but it’s rather amusing, and written to the tune of a popular song by The Police. Without further ado:
“Every squat I take
Every squeeze I make
Every handle I graze
Every single day
They’ll be watchin’ me“There’s no doors to break
With every crap I take
Even all the squirts
It’ll always hurt
When they’re watchin’ meChorus
Oh can’t they see
This toilet belongs to me
All the poops that break
With every picture they take…
They’ll be watchin’ me”
I’m not positive, but I think some of my seniors plan on making a music video of it. If that happens, I’ll definitely get them to post it to YouTube and I’ll share it on here.
UPDATE 4/14/07 11.26PM: Fixed a stupid little typo. I really need to start proofreading these things.