Today I taught tech. ed. — computer networking and CADD, etc. There were some interesting quotes from today.
A: “Mr. Barner, did you use to go to a lot of concerts and stuff?”
Me: “Yeah, when I could.”
A: “Do you want to have a concert in here?”
Me: “No. I know what that would lead to.”
A: “That wasn’t so much asking permission as it was foreshadowing.”
Later in the day, after some computer problems…
B:”SON of a…”
Class: “WOOOOOOAAAAAH!”
Me: “He didn’t actually say it!”
Random Kid: “The hell he didn’t!”