Archive for October 31st, 2006

Overdoing It A Bit

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

Lately I’ve been reading the apocrypha, and I’m beginning to suspect that some of them were kicked out of the canon by the ancient church elders because of editorial considerations. For example, the use of metaphor in 4 Maccabees 7.1-6:

1 For like a most skillful pilot, the reason of our father Eleazar steered the ship of religion over the sea of the emotions, 2 and though buffeted by the stormings of the tyrant and overwhelmed by the mighty waves of tortures, 3 in no way did he turn the rudder of religion until he sailed into the haven of immortal victory. 4 No city besieged with many ingenious war machines has ever held out as did that most holy man. Although his sacred life was consumed by tortures and racks, he conquered the besiegers with the shield of his devout reason. 5 For in setting his mind firm like a jutting cliff, our father Eleazar broke the maddening waves of the emotions. 6 O priest, worthy of the priesthood, you neither defiled your sacred teeth nor profaned your stomach, which had room only for reverence and purity, by eating defiling foods. 7 O man in harmony with the law and philosopher of divine life!

Midterm Congressional Elections

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

I’m thoroughly sick of them right now. It’ll be interesting to see the results when they happen, but for right now I’m just tired of hearing about them. For me, politics is like an accident you’re driving by — you look, even though you feel like you probably shouldn’t pay any attention to it.
Elections are getting to be like Christmas. You start hearing about the next election months and months in advance, and by the time it gets there, you want nothing to do with it. There are already Christmas-y things for sale at the mall, and it’s only Halloween. I for one will be quite content when the elections are over (and I will then be able to go about trying to ignore Christmas songs, which drive me berserk by about December 10th).