Archive for April, 2006

Comedy Central Caves

Thursday, April 13th, 2006

I’m not really a fan of South Park, but I’m rather irritated with Comedy Central. This story by Michelle Malkin explains why. To get a full sense of the irony involved with this, watch the video clips that she links to. Which is more offensive, a picture of Mohammed handing Peter Griffin from Family Guy a helmet made of a salmon, or a picture of Jesus saying, “Look at me, I’m Jesus! Would you like me to crap on you, Mr. Bush?” followed by a (cartoonized) depiction of just that happening? Well, guess which one Comedy Central refused to air?
Stone and Parker managed to make a brilliant point with this episode, and Comedy Central’s refusal to show Mohammed but to depict Jesus in this way really shows that they (unlike the FOX executive in the clip) are willing to cave in to demands by one group that threatens violence if crossed.

Kinda Creepy

Thursday, April 13th, 2006

Nothing quite like being dead for over three years before anyone notices you’re gone. I’m suprised they didn’t try to force the door earlier. Or at least cut off the electric for the heater and TV.

Quote Of Today

Wednesday, April 12th, 2006

“Where did they get THIS teacher from?”

-One of my students, while walking back indoors after playing kickball.

Nanx Hedwerp

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006

I must agree with Harry Hutton on this one. He funny, indeed.

Crazy Politician

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006

Not like there aren’t a whole bunch of these, but this guy seems to take the cake for bizarreness. To fully appreciate it, you need to see the video, particularly the clip where he’s hugging the reporter and telling him how much he loves him. Pity he seems to be corrupt — we could use more loopy politicians to make things more interesting around here.

More On Global Warming

Monday, April 10th, 2006

There’s an absolutely brilliant piece here that discusses recent trends in global warming, and the problem of the scientific bandwagon that keeps a truly scientific perspective from forming in the public discussion of the topic.

Nuking Iran?

Sunday, April 9th, 2006

While I think it is likely that this story is the typical overblown story about military contingency planning, it is definitely something worth looking at. The US military has plans prepared for all kinds of possible required military actions. The fact that they have plans to attack Iran with nuclear weapons is not suprising in the least. It does, however, focus attention on the situation in Iran and what there is to be done about it.

UPDATE 4/09/06 10.02PM: My suspicions on the non-earthshaking news that we have military plans to deal with Iran are supported by this story.

Back To The Books

Saturday, April 8th, 2006

Well, I’m still very far behind in making my list of books that I have read. As in, almost a year behind — the first book on this list was one I finished reading on April 15, 2005. Anyhow, without further ado, here are this entry’s ten books:

Gideon’s Trumpet — Lewis
Fear And Trembling — Kierkegaard
Complete Short Stories And Poems — Poe
Death’s Acre — Bass
The Amityville Horror — Anson
Dreams of Terror and Death — Lovecraft
The Master and Margarita — Bulgakov
The Picture of Dorian Gray — Wilde
Books That Changed The World — Downs
What If? — Cowley

We’ll start at the top. Gideon’s Trumpet is the story behind the Supreme Court case of Gideon v. Wainright, the case that set precedent that required defendents not on trial for their lives to also be given court-appointed defense lawyers. This is definitely an interesting story for those who are interested in the Supreme Court and its role in making law.
Fear And Trembling is a fascinating piece by Soren Kierkegaard that discusses religious themes and morality, and focuses a great deal on the Biblical story of Abraham’s willingness to sacrifice his son Isaac. Kierkegaard develops a very deep and subtle moral framework from which to view Abraham’s activities, and goes into the story in depth.
Edgar Allen Poe’s Complete Short Stories And Poems is a full collection of his famous (and not-so-famous) works. I found myself to be quite drawn to his nautical stories, even moreso than to the more well-known short stories like Hop-Frog, The Pit and the Pendulum, or the Tell-Tale Heart (which all make their own apperances in this book). The book is fairly long (as one would expect with a complete collection) but definitely worth the time to read.
Death’s Acre is an absolutely amazing book by the (relatively) famous forensic anthropologist Bill Bass. In it, he discusses his career, some of his more noteworthy cases (some of which are better than a lot of fictional detective stories) and his research facility, the “Body Farm,” where he and others do research on the decomposition of human bodies. This facility is what gives the book its name. Despite the topic, most of the book is not terribly disgusting. Some parts might make some people squeamish, but for the most part all of the parts about decomposing bodies are handled in a professional, medical manner that gives a great deal of intellectual insight into the topic without being overly disgusting. This is definitely a book I would recommend.
During this particular period of time, I seem to have been interested in “scary” books, because the next book I read was The Amityville Horror. This is the original book about the events that would lead to the creation of several books and the movie (plus the atrocious remake of the movie) by the same name. I would not immediately classify this book as either fiction or non-fiction. Some aspects of the story seem to be valid while others just seem… well, fishy. Regardless of whether it is real or not, it is definitely an entertaining read.
Sticking to the spooky theme, the next book I read was H.P. Lovecraft’s Dreams of Terror and Death. I have heard of Lovecraft for years, but never really paid much attention to it. I ran across this book, glanced over it, and thought it looked interesting enough to give it a try. I was very thoroughly suprised by how amazingly well written the book was. It takes some time to get used to Lovecraft’s style of writing, but once you are used to it, you are given a tour of an entirely new world that is somewhat like our own, but at the same time with an incredible surreal and supernatural cast to it. The book is a series of short stories that distantly interconnect and all take place in this world. The stories are all creepy, but at the same time very very good.
The Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov is one book that seems to have been coming up quite a bit lately (if you read back through my archives for a week or two, you’ll see why). This is possibly the funniest piece of Russian literature I have ever read. The concept behind the book is basically that the devil comes to Moscow in the late 1920s and creates massive chaos. There is a love story and a story of a tortured writer calle ‘The Master’ intertwined with the antics of the devil and his henchmen, and the whole turns out to be a spectacular and wonderfully entertaining book.
The Picture of Dorian Gray is another semi-supernatural book. It has become a bit of a classic, although I really do not see why. I was thoroughly unimpressed with the writing style of Oscar Wilde, which read like a cross between some conceited, pansy, upper-class British git and the stereotypical superficial, whiny, pseudo-titillation of a bunch of gossipy housewives. The concept behind the story is very good, and a few of the characters are interesting, but for the most part the book is made up of flat, walking caricatures swapping ‘clever’ dialogue, and doing very little else. The only really good thing about the book is that it was short, so I didn’t need to waste TOO much of my life reading it.
In case you couldn’t tell, I didn’t really like that one, so reading Books That Changed The World was somewhat of a relief. The book is a brief discussion of a number of important books that have really made a difference in the world, what they were about, and how they had impacted society. Short, concise, to the point. You get a brief slice of contemporary history, and discussion of some of the world’s great books at the same time.
The final book in this particular list is What If? which is a collection of short analyses of what may have happened if various military engagements had happened a different way. This sort of thinking about history is fascinating to me. Talking about the array of possible results from any one event requires solid knowledge of contemporary history, human behavior, and the characters involved. If you like military history, this book is definitely something you would be interested in.
So, until the next time I manage to get around to writing up a list of books I have read and descriptions of them (partially to educate you, my fair reader, and partially in a simple mercenary attempt to con people into buying stuff from Amazon and making me money), happy reading!

Science And Politics

Friday, April 7th, 2006

The debate on global warming is one of the major intersections between science and policy today. Oddly enough, we hear very little of the hard science behind the issue. This article includes some interesting facts that were completely new to me about the issue, and indicate that some of the noisiest rhetoric on the topic may be a bit of hyperbole. Definitely worth a read.

Creepy

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006

This is just creepy. Even if it’s not true (I’m no expert, and can’t tell if a picture has been photoshopped) it’s still worth a look.