podpolia

If you ever lock yourself out of the house, it’s probably a good idea NOT to get naked and crawl down the chimney.

For some reason, I keep getting visits from small islands in the South Pacific. The most recent visitor was from New Caledonia. I can’t say I really understand how a beautiful set of islands in the South Pacific could get named after southern Scotland and end up owned by France (who seem less than eager to let them become independent). According to the touristy page above, “New Caledonia is France’s Best Kept Secret!”
Makes it sounds like they’re trying to hide it from the UN, or something.