I found a good article today for Washington’s birthday. This is quite good, I’m only 6 days late.
Archive for February, 2006
Washington’s Birthday
Tuesday, February 28th, 2006Washington’s Birthday
Tuesday, February 28th, 2006I found a good article today for Washington’s birthday. This is quite good, I’m only 6 days late.
Well Worded, AP
Friday, February 24th, 2006In an article on an incident at the Olympics, the AP managed to tell the story with somewhat a dry, droll sense of humor:
“The men’s bronze medal match Friday was interrupted by a streaker. Midway through the United States’ 8-6 win over Britain, a man wearing what appeared to be a strategically placed rubber chicken ran onto one of the covered sheets of ice not being used in that session.”
Unfortunate Spelling Error
Friday, February 24th, 2006Today’s unfortunate spelling error:
I was sitting at the desk this morning during homeroom in the biology class I was substituting for, and noticed the paper turned in by a student the day before discussing the benefits of the miracle drug of the second world war, “peniscillin.”
Eat your heart out, Pfizer.
UPDATE 2/24/06 9.34PM: My dad points out that they DID use penicillin to treat VD. Maybe it was more apt than I thought.
Kurdistan
Monday, February 20th, 2006There is a fascinating piece here about Iraqi Kurdistan and their desire for independence. Definitely worth a read.
Things Not To Say
Monday, February 20th, 2006This is from a while back, but I just remembered it and thought I should put it up.
If you are ever teaching a high school class, and the begin to play with the stress-squeeze balls that are laying around the room, do NOT shout, “STOP PLAYING WITH MY BALLS!” This causes the class to grind to a screeching, side-splitting, knee-slapping stop.
The Internet
Friday, February 17th, 2006The internet has finally attained its greatest glory.
My Nametag
Friday, February 17th, 2006One of my students put a sign on the board for me today:
“Hi, my name is Mr. Chris Barner and I eat babies. Mmmm. Babies.”
The Cheney Shooting
Wednesday, February 15th, 2006I can’t really say I’m overly impressed with the media coverage of the incident involving Cheney and the accidental shooting this past weekend. The facts were clearly released to the public fairly soon after it happened, there was no attempt at cover-up, and the story was very understandable. Had Cheney’s office called the press the moment it happened (the avoidance of which seems to be what the White House press corps is in a huff about) it would have fed the major news channels for at least 24 hours. With the 24 hour news cycle, the first reports would have been about how Cheney shot somebody — no context, no background — and then details would have filtered in while analysts breathlessly debated who might have been at fault, how the victim was doing medically, what the political impact would be, et cetera. Doubtless some of the facts as they came in would be wrong, and we could well have ended up with headlines like “VP Cheney Accidentally Kills Hunting Partner.” Nationally known reporters and news anchors who are paid more for their looks than for their journalistic abilities would speculate (yet again) about topics they do not understand, and would snidely comment about how this was the sort of thing that one should EXPECT from the horrible Bush administration. There would undoubtedly be complaints that the Vice President was not releasing enough information, and articles would be written about this ‘secretive administration.’ The media would swarm the poor victim and his family, and they would lose all privacy for the rest of the time the news channels were milking the story — and frankly, if you’ve just been shot, you need to lose your peace, quiet, and privacy like you need (another) hole in your head.
Naturally, Democrats have taken this opportunity to attack Bush and Cheney about their ‘secretiveness’ and their lack of interest in going to the media. They’re looking for any possible political hay they could make out of this — anything to help them win back a couple more house seats in the 2006 elections. The media, on the other hand, is interested in feeding the voracious monster that is the 24 hour news cycle, and see an unfortunate event that happened to Cheney (in his capacity as a private person, no less) as the ideal way to do it. It would be more understandable if he had accidentally shot a head of state that he was hunting with — that actually has something to do with his job — but this endless fascination with anything to do with important figures is an attempt to appeal to nothing higher than the public’s prurient interest.
Cheney was right to avoid that by waiting to release the information.
Politics And Happiness
Wednesday, February 15th, 2006There’s an interesting little post here about the Pew Research Center and their studies on politics and happiness.