Archive for December, 2005

Classroom Quotes From Today

Monday, December 12th, 2005

We were discussing various ‘crimes of the century’ (as we have them every year or two now) and my classes were looking over summaries of the cases. This led to a great deal of amusement at times.

“So, basically Dahmer had sex with these men, strangled them, cut them up, drilled holes in heads, ate parts of them, had sex with the bodies…”
“TEN-FOUR!”

(Discussion of the Dahmer case, with actual student interjection.)

“Our case is about when Harry shot Sally. I mean, Stanford.”

“When he got back from Canada he was ok, and un-insane.”

(Two quotes from student presentations. Actually, I believe it was the same presentation.)

“Shake your Laffy-Taffy, Mr. Barner.”

(Random statement by a student that temporarily caused the entire class to grind to a screeching, giggling halt.)

They’re nothing if not entertaining.

Catacombs

Sunday, December 11th, 2005

Via the Asylum Eclectica’s Morbid Site Du Jour, we have a fascinating article on the Paris Catacombs. This looks like a whole lot of fun to me. Then again, I’m kinda weird.

Israel Takes The Initiative

Sunday, December 11th, 2005

With the Europeans still dickering about what (if anything) should be done about Iran, Israel is preparing its military forces for an attack on Iran’s nuclear facilities. Hopefully Bush is quietly setting up American capabilities in the region to help Israel if it comes to that. I doubt we would actively get involved in a military conflict with Iran, but we would likely use intelligence and logistics to help out. Israel has done this before, with the Osirak reactor, but this promises to be much more difficult. Lets hope the Israeli military is up to it.

Tony Blair Goes After Criminals

Saturday, December 10th, 2005

It’s suprising (considering my conservative bent) how much I like Tony Blair and his policies. His letter to the Guardian about crime-fighting measures is quite good. I wonder why Labor in Britain and the Republican party in the United States agree on so much. Could it be because both parties have plans about what needs to be done and how to do it, while their opponents generally don’t?

More Books

Wednesday, December 7th, 2005

In my ongoing effort to write up all the books I’ve read on here. Unfortunately, I’ve gotten to a point in the list that I really don’t remember very well, so some of the summaries are going to be sketchy at best. Anyhow, from March 10, 2005 to April 11, 2005 we have:

Our Haunted Planet — Keel
Death In The City — Schaeffer
Here I Stand: A Life Of Martin Luther — Bainton
The Idiot — Dostoevsky
Plato — Hare
The Girl Who Owned A City — Nelson
6000 Years Of The Bible — Wegener
A Short Life Of Christ — Harrison
Amerika — Kafka
The Government Inspector And Selected Stories — Gogol

Our Haunted Planet is one of those interesting little factoid books that discusses weird facts and stories. All of them should be taken with a grain of salt, but if nothing else they’re a wonderful insight on the foibles of the human psyche.
I remember that Death In The City was good, like all of Schaeffer’s books that I’ve read, but other than that I really don’t remember much about it.
Here I Stand: A Life of Martin Luther was a very good book, and gives an incredible amount of insight into the time period in which Luther lived. It is truly impossible to understand the man if you do not understand his times, and this book really gives a thorough background on both.
The Idiot, like all of Dostoevsky’s writing that I’ve read, is an absolutely phenomenal piece of writing. The characters are so real, and so easily identified with that it becomes truly frightening to read some of his works. There is good and evil, the wise and the foolish, and one can see oneself reflected in every single one of them.
Plato is a nice short work on the historical background and basic system of philosophy of Plato. Considerably shorter and easier to read than, say, The Republic, but also less detailed.
The Girl Who Owned A City was not a book that I started out intending to read. Actually, it’s a youth book, somewhere around the early teen years. The daughter of some of my parents’ friends had it at our house, and I picked it up and glanced over it, started reading a bit of it, and quickly made off with it. I read the whole thing in an afternoon and evening, and was absolutely thrilled with it. Not only is it an excellent post-apocalyptic story (in the style of Empty World by John Christopher, a book that had an enormous impact on my thinking in middle school), but it is also a study in psychology and politics. I was amazed at the depth of some of the material they got into, all from the point of view of an eleven year old girl. Basically, as long as you think you could appreciate a book written at a teenager’s level, read this book.
6000 Years of the Bible was a decent overview of the history covered by the Bible. It starts 6000 years ago (obviously) and covers the history of the area of ancient and modern day Israel. Not bad, overall, although I don’t really remember much besides that.
A Short Life of Christ was also interesting, giving a decent overview of the life of Jesus. Once again, it’s been about 8 months since I read it, so the details are lacking.
Amerika was good in the same way that Kafka’s work is good — in a weird, twisted sort of way. It’s sort of painful in much the same way that The Trial is painful — the reader wants to get into the story and make things right, tell the protagonist what he’s doing wrong, but is helpless to do so, and must simply follow along and wait for the inevitable end.
The Government Inspector And Selected Stories is a fairly good collection of Gogol’s work. Many of his stories are similar to Kafka’s in the ‘cringe factor,’ but they have the added benefit of being funny at the same time.
Well, that’s it for this installment of the list. Luckily, I seem to be adding to it at a slower rate than I’m reviewing it (since the last installment, I’ve only finished one book), so I might conceivably be done in the near future, and have this go back to being a somewhat-monthly feature, rather than a couple-of-times-a-weekly thing.
We shall see.

Political Satire

Wednesday, December 7th, 2005

You can keep your Daily Show (I’ve never actually watched it anyway). I’ll stick with Henry Hutton’s random letters to important people.

Howard And The Big Bad War

Monday, December 5th, 2005

Howard Dean has once again opened his mouth and jammed his foot in it. Not only is his plan only a minor modification of Murtha’s plan for immediate withdrawal (something that was only voted down by about 400 votes in the House of Representatives), but it also shows a willful misunderstanding of how the National Guard works, an intentional partisan disregard for the good things that are really happening on the ground in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Either this is really a brilliant long-term political move to keep the extreme left flank of the Democratic party happy for the next few years as Hillary Clinton moderates her public image to make her more palatable to the American public in 2008 (presumably followed by a tearful and well-covered endorsement of Hillary by Dean, thus allowing Hillary to hold both wings of her party), or Dean is really an enormous idiot.
I wonder what athlete’s tonsil is like…

Congress, Insanity, and English

Saturday, December 3rd, 2005

The last time I wrote an update on the books I have been reading was in April. Needless to say, I am now even farther behind than I was before, and now that I’m working with the Amazon.com associates program, I have an added incentive ($!) to keep my list up to date. Anyhow, starting the list of books I’ve read from the one I finished on January 13, 2005 and running up until March 8, 2005, we have:

War Day — Strieber
The Dance of Legislation — Redman
The Contemporary Congress — Loomis
The Road to Serfdom — Hayek
Made In America — Bryson
The Joys of Yiddish — Rosten
The Gambler — Dostoyevsky
Battling The Inner Dummy — Weiner
Plan Of Attack — Woodward
My Father — Rasputin

War Day is a fascinating book. I started reading it in high school during study halls, and finally found a copy to buy at a used book sale. It’s about a couple of journalists who travel through a post-apocalyptic America to see just what life is like after a limited nuclear war. Definitely worth the read.
The Dance of Legislation is an interesting look into the functionings of committees and subcommittees in Congress, and one idealistic young man’s attempt to push through a piece of legislation. Definitely not the most interesting of books for people who aren’t interested in the material. I had to read it for Advanced American Government.
The Contemporary Congress is a textbook on how Congress works. There are some interesting bits, but other than that, it’s prettymuch just a textbook.
The Road to Serfdom is more interesting. It is a book about capitalism and communism, and the importance of maintaining a capitalist society. It was written in the late 1940s, so some of the material is quite dated, but still a valuable resource — it was supposedly one of President Reagan’s favorite books.
Made In America is one of the best books I think I’ve ever read. It is a fascinating history of the English language in America, and incidentally a history of America itself at the same time. The most amazing facts are given, and explain some really interesting bits of arcana about the United States and life in the modern world in general. DEFINITELY recommended.
The Joys of Yiddish follows in the linguistic field, with the language in question being (obviously) Yiddish rather than English. Even if you don’t really learn any Yiddish terms from it, you’ll gain a broader appreciation of Jewish culture.
The Gambler (yet another book by Fyodor Dostoyevsky) is, like his other works, a brilliant exercise in psychology. Dostoyevsky uses his own history as a compulsive gambler to analyze the problem, and as usual, the interactions between people.
Battling the Inner Dummy is rather an inventive book. It’s pop psychology, with the premise being that Sigmund Freud has been brought in from the past to develop and help market a series of products based on his theories. Gives a good insight into his work, and has quite a number of amusing anecdotes to go with it.
Plan of Attack is a description of the lead-up to the war in Iraq. It discusses the interactions between various agencies and individuals, and chronicles the inside history of the war. The section on the CIA agents in Iraq before the war is particularly fascinating.
Finally we have My Father. This is a fascinating book by Rasputin’s daughter, and discusses his life as he told it to his daughters, and what she remembers of his life and death. While the author is quite naturally interested in presenting her much-maligned father in a positive light, it is still a fascinating insight into a controversial figure in recent Russian history.

Well, that’s all for now. I only have 40 more books on my list that have to go up here, but I’m sick of writing about them for tonight.

Much Belated Books

Saturday, December 3rd, 2005

It’s been a while (June 11, 2004) since I wrote about what I had been reading. Since this is my blog and you are my hapless victims readers, I feel that I should summarize or write a bit about the book. You don’t have to read it if you don’t want to, but I’m going to write it anyhow, and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.
I’m going to be nice and not include all 44 books I’ve read since then in a single post — so if you actually enjoy this sort of think, keep watching for more.
Without further ado, here’s the list:

Notes From Underground — Dostoyevsky
The Psychology of Religion — Strunk
Bill Gates’ Personal Super Secret Private Laptop — Beard
The Salmon of Doubt — Adams
Eats, Shoots, and Leaves — Truss
USA PATRIOT Act HR3162 — Congress
The Complete Works of Shakespeare
Shakespeare In The Red — Bazagonev
The Trial — Kafka
Of Thee, Nevertheless, I Sing — Miller
English Heritage, Volume I — Youngs

Notes From Underground (as you may have guessed by now) made quite an impact on me. It led to the name of this blog and the title underneath it, for one. The book is really a study of depravity, and is simply immense in its unflinching look at fallen man. Truly a superb book.
I really don’t remember reading The Psychology Of Religion, and I can’t find it at the moment (I currently measure the book piles in my room in cubic feet). Not saying it wasn’t good, just that I don’t remember it (it HAS been 10 months.)
The Bill Gates book is amusing. That’s about all I’ll say for it.
The Salmon of Doubt is somewhat of a dissappointment. If you’re looking for a lost Douglas Adams book, this isn’t the way to go. It’s only fragments of what would have been his next book — you get some wonderful bits, but they’re disconnected and succeed only to the extent that they can stand alone. Probably best for those hardcore fans of Adams’ out there, and those who are interested in seeing how his writing process worked.
Eats, Shoots, and Leaves is fairly good. By the end of the book, however, I was ready for it to be over with. There were amusing bits, but after a while it got repetetive in its assaults on the less skilled at grammar and punctuation among us.
The Patriot Act is like all government documents: fairly boring. It’s interesting to note the disparity between what it actually says and what it is portrayed as saying, however. Reading it only reenforced my opinion that people were overdoing the protesting of it.
What is there really to say about Shakespeare? The dramas and historical plays are brilliant. Some of the comedies are really good as well. I’m not going to go through play by play and summarize them, but I finished this book thinking how much we’re losing as a society by not teaching this as heavily as we used to. So many of today’s idioms and so much of our vocabulary came from Shakespeare that it’s a real shame he’s neglected like he is.
Shakespeare in the Red is a retelling of Shakespeare’s stories in a briefer version that would pass the censors of the former Soviet Union. Some of them are distorted beyond belief to fit into what was considered ‘acceptable’ by the communist party. If the author was more of a poet, this would be a classic of satire.
The Trial is really a painful book to read. So much of what’s going on in the book seems absolutely wrong, and the reader wants to yell at all the characters. Nevertheless, it’s a brilliant book.
Of Thee, Nevertheless, I Sing is a book about America by a Democrat in the late 1970s. If I lived through the events he described, if I was a Democrat, or if the book were 100-150 pages shorter, I’d have enjoyed it much more. Some of it was quite good (the movement of the political spectrum and the parties from Goldwater to McGovern, for one), but the rest dragged.
English Heritage was one of my textbooks for my English History 1066-Present class last semester. The book, as far as textbooks go, was ok — certainly better than the class. But that’s another kettle of worms, and I’ve written enough for now.

UPDATE 12/03/05 6.23PM: Added Amazon links.

A Whole Lot of Books

Saturday, December 3rd, 2005

In my wanderings around Amazon’s website, I ran across this — the complete Penguin Classics collection. This is an absolutely stunning list of books. If I had the space and the money, I might buy a set — there are a lot of things in this list that I want to read. I’m quite pleased with myself, however. I went through the entire list of books in the set, and I’ve read 96 of them.