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Now I know what not to do with the little Leatherman knife I got for Christmas.
Oddly enough, the little insert with the warnings printed on it just mentioned not “suing” the knife to cut live electrical wires. To avoid the risk of “eloctrocution.” Nothing at all about raking and where to lodge one in your head.

Poor Osama. How can you be expected to show your face outside of your comfy cave when your niece is out dressing in a scandalous manner?
The poor man. I bet behind that beard his cheeks are bright red every time he meets with his lieutenants (who probably all have posters of her stuck to the wall in the bathrooms of their caves).

Poor Osama. How can you be expected to show your face outside of your comfy cave when your niece is out dressing in a scandalous manner?
The poor man. I bet behind that beard his cheeks are bright red every time he meets with his lieutenants (who probably all have posters of her stuck to the wall in the bathrooms of their caves).