While trying to figure out how/why somebody found my website by searching for the phrase “gun-type barner,” I ran across this website. Many people who know me might well associate my last name with ‘crank-houses’ (I know, I know, that’s not what krankenhaus means) and sanatoriums, but might be suprised to find that in this case, the Barner is in charge of the asylum.
Internet, thy name is irony.