(20:54:17) Chris: aren’t you going to see red eye tonight?
(20:54:47) Alli: i don’t feel good at all:-(
(20:54:50) Alli: &neither does sarah
(20:54:59) Chris: aw:-(
(21:00:39) Chris: if i were there, i’d try to cheer you up. like by juggling.
(21:00:50) Chris: even though i can’t juggle.
(21:01:04) Alli: hahaha
(21:01:07) Alli: that’s sweet
(21:01:13) Chris: but juggling is universally known to help people feel better. that’s why, when you’re fighting dirty, people tell you to go for the jugular.
(21:01:31) Alli: hahahahaha
(21:02:37) Chris: they mean to destroy the morale of the enemy force!
(21:03:49) Chris: and then they can take all of their burritos.
(21:05:03) Chris: that’s what the terrorists want from us, you know. burritos.
(21:05:17) Alli: shhh, quit talking:-P
(21:05:49) Chris: their anger burns because of the american military bases in saudi arabia, where american soldiers can eat burritos, but the average muslim saudi cannot! THIS is the hallmark of american oppression!
(21:06:29) Chris: and the palestinians just want their own state so they have someplace to put a burrito store.
(21:09:12) Chris: the israelis said “look, you can eat in our burrito stores! the burritos are tasty and delicious, and with 95% less suicide-bomber bits.” but Abu Mazen said “NO! We must have our OWN burrito franchises! ones free of the zionist entity’s influence! we will have buy two or get shot by hamas days, and will become wealthy and peaceful under shari’a law, which requires special preparations of the burritos!”
(21:09:26) Alli: what the hell?
(21:09:27) Alli: are you saying?
(21:11:26) Chris: it’s a conspiracy, you know. those jewish burrito salesmen in DC are working with Sharon to keep Hamas’s Burrito Store and Suicide Belt franchises out of the original burrito farming land of the arab people, even though they took it a long time ago from the Jews, who took it from other people before that!
(21:18:17) Chris: this has been a message from Chris’s Patented Reasons For The Conflict In The Middle East, Ltd. Guaranteed to make 50% more sense than the real thing.
(21:18:26) Alli: haha