Madonna's new religion: The Religion of Little Red Bits of String.
Wear string, prevent those mean people who look at you funny from hurting your wittew feewings.
This website will even tell you all about sex!
“Sensational sex occurs when one begins to grasp the purpose of creation, the origins of our soul, the meaning of our lives, and the “erogenous zones” of our cosmos.”
That's right folks, you have to know how to turn on the ENTIRE UNIVERSE before you can have good sex.
I'm suprised those gullible, feel-good Hollywood types aren't rushing to leave the Scientology thing and join this in WAVES. It's like New Age meets the most superstitious aspects of medieval Judaism.